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Dec. 14th, 2012

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In April I set captainraychill's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dormiensa (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5074 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
unseen1969

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( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
dormiensa
Dec. 14th, 2012 11:39 pm (UTC)
i'm sending draco over with a paddle...
unseen1969
Dec. 14th, 2012 11:40 pm (UTC)
YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
captainraychill
Dec. 15th, 2012 12:41 am (UTC)
What is it with you and dog-killing?? :)
unseen1969
Dec. 15th, 2012 12:41 am (UTC)
ROTFL!
mihnn
Dec. 15th, 2012 12:59 am (UTC)
So fitting. ;P
dormiensa
Dec. 15th, 2012 01:40 am (UTC)
i gave ook big hugs for removing all the horrible (*cough*chinese*cough*) drivers from the road. :P
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